You Are Being Lied To...
- Not the Adolf you're thinking of.
- Sure they're seniors, but they're way past being citizens.
- Not driven by an elf.
- There is no such thing as a tequila martini.
- I did, but it only made the beer warm.
- Clearly not a jet.
- You cannot claim a thing is measured in feet when you, yourself, measure it in inches.
- Those are not the lights you're thinking of.
- This is not paper.
- You'd have better luck looking for him on a one.
- Twins is not, and has never been, mural worthy.
- When something costs a dollar, getting two for two dollars is not a deal.
- I did not need approval.
- You cannot drive away without paying for gas. Even if the policeman tells you to.
- Dogs cannot read.
- It only costs five-hundred dollars to run somebody over.
- Even two-year-olds know that if you follow these instructions, all you'll get is disappointment.
